Big as the Swing of Tiger Woods

For those of you not familiar with Dan Bern's song "Tiger Woods," it starts with the line "I got big balls". He then goes on to compare his balls with objects you wouldn't want to carry around between your legs.

Now, go read this article. This kid has probably got to carry around a wheelbarrow to hold up his pair. Wow.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/29/teen.iraq.ap.ap/index.html

How Long?

First post in a while, I know. But with inspiration from my friend Mr. Hanberg to write shorter, more reasonable posts instead of posts that register just this side of Homer in terms of line count, hopefully I can get back in the habit of more regular updates.

This is the first time I've posted from work, and I have exactly 6 minutes until my break ends, so here we go.

I got a kick ass new computer for X-mas (much thanks to Java for helping my parents select one that I wouldn't groan at). With this new machine capable of playing games made in the last 5 years, I also received X-Men Legends 2 (thanks again to Java). After playing the first short segment with the keyboard controls, I stopped playing until I could go to Best Buy and get a standard game controller, because without it I was bad. Anyway, I get the controller yesterday, and proceed to kill somewhere in the neighborhood of 5-6 hours last night playing it. Got to bed around 3, so I'm looking forward to my nap when I get off work today.

Time's up. Later (although hopefully not too much later).