Walker, Texas President

Ahh, Chuck Norris.  You brought us the supreme ridiculousity of Walker, Texas Ranger.  Now you've brought us this: an offer to run for President of Texas once it secedes from the union, which is apparently going to happen "sooner than we think."  I'm sorry, but did we think it was going to happen at all?  Was Texas seceding on the schedule somewhere?  And did Norris just call for the creation of "cells" around the country dedicated to breaking up the US?  

Maybe this is what this Russian dude keeps talking about when he says the US will break up in 2010.  Which would mean that Chuck Norris is in bed with the Russians.  Walker would be furious.